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October 18
 
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So, the newest Ebola patient lives in my apartment community.

October 15
 
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The CDC will be at the clubhouse tomorrow answering questions. If my organs fall out of my butt I will ask for a free carpet cleaning.

September 23
 
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(Source: sugarbone)

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September 22
 
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my hometown kwik chek.
i wish i were kidding.

my hometown kwik chek.

i wish i were kidding.

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September 20
 
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Meet Screwdriver!
I’m still not much of a dog person, but after only a day i do love the little fuck. <3

Meet Screwdriver!

I’m still not much of a dog person, but after only a day i do love the little fuck. <3

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September 16
 
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(Source: jollyrogers777)

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September 15
 
Reblogged from: it-takes-away
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:

I know
you and I
are not about poems or
other sentimental bullshit
but I have to tell you
even the way
you drink your coffee
knocks me the fuck out.
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September 9
 
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(Source: drowsybutcher)

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September 7
 
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it seems im the only human alive that never found joan rivers funny.

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September 4
 
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adam duritz:
me and you we know too many reasons
for people and seasons
that pass like they weren’t even here
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September 2
 
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August 28
 
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August 25
 
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(Source: higherfall)

August 23
 
Reblogged from: ihearthandjobs
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(Source: levi-has-the-booty)

:

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
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August 20
 
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I just woke myself up from a dream about you. One of those that are really great, but haunt you all day.

A curse that doesn’t quit and can’t be cured.

I will probably always miss you.

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