Anonymous asked: I love your blog. Lately though a message pops up with every page about updating your blocking script, this message is for users that hid the code. So... ?????
It only showed for me in IE and firefox, but maybe it’s fixed now. Im sure it was annoying, sorry. Let me know if it happens anymore.
Anonymous asked: Why don't you post as much gory porn anymore?
tumblr got a flood of sensitive pussies making accounts and after a while i was getting reported for everything. i just dont bother anymore. I haven’t been into tumblr a lot lately, so now that i dont care if im suspended i might go back to my blogging whatever the fuck i want.
i need some decent gory porn blogs to follow if you know of any.
gore - porn = hello-kitty-menendez
myanonymouslair asked: I cleaned the cat pan today and thought of you. I poured the fresh litter in and thought "Hmmmm... this is what Helen smells like."
:( im going shopping tonight.
Anonymous asked: I'm having such a tumblr crisis! i really want to reblog that awesome clusterfuck of a glitter-twerk pic...but I know that some of my followers are young teens. And, in my country, disseminating pornography to teenagers is a gaolable offense (not to mention being a pretty fucking skeezy act) ...how do you get past the morality issues? :(
you’re asking me about morality issues?
thats cute. <3
Anonymous asked: I feel your pain. Are you technologically savvy enough to go on Silk Road?
you mean brave enough? no.
i’d rather be at home without weed and anxious, than in jail without weed and anxious.
bate-and-switch asked: hi helen, my partner and i love your blog. so much so that when we realized this morning we can't search tags for porn anymore we 1) cried and 2) wondered where you'd go next so we can follow you. p.s. ours is a new couple's bdsm/porn blog that will never get off the ground, thanks to the search thing.
i said i dont promote blogs, but i guess i lied.
this blog seems pretty good and they obviously have great taste ;) so this is me promoting it.
d13t-c0k3 asked: Wow, you're not far from me! I live in the Paris area.
i grew up near bonham. small world.
i went to cosmetology at grayson with a chick that’d commute all the way from paris everyday. she was an idiot and i always wanted to punch her in the face. thats kinda random i guess, but if you know a girl around her mid 20’s named kristen t. with blonde hair and a rich daddy, tell her i still think shes a dumbass.
Anonymous asked: Is it cheating if you have a girlfriend and this other girl was rubbing her boobs on you and like stuff like that?
did she use nipple? if she used nipple then yes, thats cheating. if it was just boobie without the nipple you’re all good.
(hope they were nice)
Anonymous asked: honey, I can seriously make your skin crawl with what a guy I dated did re: chewed nails. it was like, our third date, and we were in my bed watching a movie and sharing a large bowl of popcorn. sitting lotus style, he brought his right foot to his mouth and chewed the nail off his big toe, then used the sliver of chewed-off nail to pick between his teeth. then the mouther-fucker reached into the popcorn bowl... DATE OVER. :b
my guy did the same thing!! what the fuck is wrong with men?
it was towards the beginning of our relationship and we were in bed watching a movie and all of a sudden i heard this weird noise. i look over and his fucking foot is up to his mouth. shoulda been a red flag, but i kept him anyway. luckily he was embarrassed and he never did it again.
its like he just refuses to use nail clippers. i gave him a pair to keep on his computer desk but he’s never used them. he’ll tear his toenails off, then whine and complain that he has an ingrown nail. 0_0 dummy.
i think you have me beat though. picking his teeth with it, ugh.
what-saucy-merchand asked: Oh my god. I accidentally unfollow end thehorsepussy and now I cannot find his blog to follow again. You wouldn't happen to have a link for me, would ya? Also, I love your blog too. It was the first that I followed and I've never been let down by its greatness.
aww, thanks <3
his url is theehorsepussy now.
(& he’s pretty awesome so if any of you aren’t following him you should start.)
creepyfish asked: dude, your blog ranges from cute animals to porn, I love it
kitties and titties <3
kiimb3e asked: My mom just got a tumblr and I made her follow you for her daily dose of cuteness and "wtf"..... She LOVES your blog and cracks up at every post. (Babypanda007)
HI MOM! please forgive all my future sins and penis pics! <3
catscantcryinspace asked: I'm sorry, I'm a cat in space doing science. I'll black out your name before showing any aliens. Earth is so far away, I sometimes forget that humans are the only ones that know how to use the can opener.
catscantcryinspace asked: Your posts have been archived and will be presented to any sentient alien species we encounter as an example of typical human interaction.
what is wrong with you? you arent a very nice cat at all.