About Me

creepyfish asked: dude, your blog ranges from cute animals to porn, I love it

kitties and titties <3

kiimb3e asked: My mom just got a tumblr and I made her follow you for her daily dose of cuteness and "wtf"..... She LOVES your blog and cracks up at every post. (Babypanda007)

HI MOM! please forgive all my future sins and penis pics! <3

catscantcryinspace asked: I'm sorry, I'm a cat in space doing science. I'll black out your name before showing any aliens. Earth is so far away, I sometimes forget that humans are the only ones that know how to use the can opener.

catscantcryinspace asked: Your posts have been archived and will be presented to any sentient alien species we encounter as an example of typical human interaction.

what is wrong with you? you arent a very nice cat at all.

catscantcryinspace asked: Too late, I already read them.

shush! top secret stuff.

toughgirl312 asked: I love you. You're beautiful. Don't ever change.

mom?

columbinecutie asked: Why Texas?

because my ass is broke. where am i gonna go? actually i just read my city is ranked the 2nd lowest cost of living in the United States. thats a pretty damn good reason. I hate the heat, but I love the country.

hanshubert asked: you happen to know where pi4nobl4ck has gone?

i wish i did. he’s deleted before, but always came back. if you hear anything let me know please. i’ll do the same.

WHERE ARE YOU PI4NOBL4CK????!! come home.

g33kery asked: You're so the best. x0x0

ditto <3

shakespacial asked: i like your blog you post some nice stuff but sometimes you put to many gore pictures.... sorry i'm gonna unfollow you, but i wish you have double the followers from now on. Good Luck ;)

i posted 1. and since you havent unfollowed yet i helped you out by blocking

Anonymous asked: Don't stress out about the roach... the big ones are really "waterbugs" ( I know, it doesn't make it any less creepy). The smaller roaches are the ones that infest places. He was just a wayward soul who managed to create a new nightmare for you to enjoy.

thanks. i suppose i’d rather be dealing with something huge that i can see from far away, than tiny ones i cant keep up with. that would erk me even more.

cupcakes-and-lithium asked: Do you have a Shop Vac with a long pole attachment? Maybe you could suck him out without opening the vent? Hope he was the Boss one and the rest (if there are more) will all die now that he's dead.

i do, but he was so big he couldnt fit through. he was trying really hard. i completely understand my fear is irrational because theres no way he’s falling out.

but wtf? these things have bosses?

i adore you, but i really could have gone without hearing that. im prone to get kidney stones and being too afraid to ever empty my bladder again isnt going to help.

Anonymous asked: His name is mousimus decimus meridius, leader of the rodents to the north, rescued from a murderous snake, pet to a mental helen. And he will have his vengeance.

i love you people

Anonymous asked: Stop not blogging!

sorry. it got to where someone was reporting move i made, even if it wasn’t against policy. they scavenged my archives for 3 days being a dick. after that i was just became bored with the whole thing.

maybe i’ll start not giving a fuck again. even if i do get suspended i can just redirect helen-of-destroy.com

Anonymous asked: what if I'm awesome and cruising through North Texas headed further west and don't give a fuck about a fishing license

i know some private ponds